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Daily Monotony – Top 10 movies of 2009
In no particular order… Up Inglorious Basterds Star Trek District 9 Zombie Land Funny People I Love You, Man (500) Days of Summer Drag Me To Hell The Hangover This is keeping in mind that I have yet to see Avatar, Fantastic Mr. Fox, Sherlock Holmes, The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, and Boondock Saints II — Which one if not more of those would probably fall [...]A Modest Opinion — Poor, poor, Al Gore — But yay World!
Al Gore must be turning over in his grave [Editor’s Note: Al Gore is, in fact, alive] [Journalist’s Note: It’s just a phrase, it means he’s probably really upset] [Editor’s Note: No it doesn’t Natty, you are wrong] [Journalist’s Note: I think we’ll let Google solve this for us - Oh] now that it’s been [...]A Modest Opinion — In the nick of time
Let me tell you, through the following hypothetical situation, just what sort of freedom we’ve recently gained. Say you happen to be reading this newspaper (remember, it’s a hypothetical situation) and you get bored. A month ago you would have had to try and find a recycling bin to put it in. I don’t know about [...]Nathaniel Moher
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A Modest Opinion -- Poor, poor, Al Gore - But yay World!
Al Gore must be turning over in his grave [Editor’s Note: Al Gore is, in fact, alive] [Journalist’s Note: It’s just a phrase, it means he’s probably really upset] [Editor’s Note: No it doesn’t Natty, you are wrong] [Journalist’s Note: I think we’ll let Google solve this for us - Oh] now that it’s been proven Global Warming is not real. I just hope this doesn’t stop our planned colonization of the moon.
Apparently some genius scientists, with PHDs, over at the UK Climate Research Unit (CRU) had… Continue
Apparently some genius scientists, with PHDs, over at the UK Climate Research Unit (CRU) had… Continue
Posted on December 22, 2009 at 3:25pm —
A Modest Opinion -- In the nick of time
In, what I believe to be, a failed attempt to blow up the moon NASA has inadvertently discovered ice (which is frozen water) on the surface, proving that the Moon may be useful yet.
So let me tell you, through the following hypothetical situation, just what sort of freedom we’ve now gained. Say you happen to be reading this newspaper (remember, it’s a hypothetical situation) and you get bored. A month ago you would have had to try and find a recycling bin to put it in. I don’t know about you, b… Continue
So let me tell you, through the following hypothetical situation, just what sort of freedom we’ve now gained. Say you happen to be reading this newspaper (remember, it’s a hypothetical situation) and you get bored. A month ago you would have had to try and find a recycling bin to put it in. I don’t know about you, b… Continue
Posted on December 9, 2009 at 11:00pm —
A Modest Opinion - Canadian News-Shmews
I’m sure most of you were expecting I’d comment on President Obama’s Nobel Peace Prize, and how he apparently won it for nothing. But, honestly, if they handed out Nobel Peace Prizes for doing nothing, then I’d have won it, plain and simple, because all I do is lie around in my underwear all day playing Rock Band (on expert, of course). I can guarantee you that Obama does far more with his days – at the very least he puts on a suit, I don’t even put pants on. So give the man a break. He won the… Continue
Posted on December 1, 2009 at 6:30pm —
A Modest Opinion - The prodigal son returns…
Gabriola, you can relax now, because I’m back! In a literary sense, not a physical sense – I still live in Vancouver.
I’ll give you a second to wipe away the tears of joy that are obviously welling up in the corner of your eyes due to my triumphant return. And if some of those tears have fallen on the page causing the ink to run, don’t worry, just throw this copy out and grab a new one – We’re trying to up our circulation numbers.
I’d skip the re-introduction, as I’m sure you all remember me,… Continue
I’ll give you a second to wipe away the tears of joy that are obviously welling up in the corner of your eyes due to my triumphant return. And if some of those tears have fallen on the page causing the ink to run, don’t worry, just throw this copy out and grab a new one – We’re trying to up our circulation numbers.
I’d skip the re-introduction, as I’m sure you all remember me,… Continue
Posted on December 1, 2009 at 6:27pm —
Canada has Elections too?
I'm gonna let a lot of you in on some news -- Canada has political elections! I'm as stunned as you are. I figured that Obama and McCain were the only people that mattered these days. But I guess I have to vote as well. And I remember the days when I didn't have to think about who to vote for, cause that Jean Chrétien guy had been in power for so long that why would I vote for anyone else.
But now I have to choose between five different people -- that's a lot of choice. At least in the states t… Continue
But now I have to choose between five different people -- that's a lot of choice. At least in the states t… Continue
Posted on October 3, 2008 at 4:00pm — 2 Comments
“They call me Izzy with the J-O-N-E-S/And when I step on stage, Yes the ladies do undress.”
My parents named me Nathaniel Moher -- but only so they could call me Natty. I grew up on a small Island, it's given me kind of a skewed view on life. I work in the film industry, sometimes I even make my own movies. I run this thing called More Better Productions, we're currently developing a TV show that I created, it's going to be huge. I'm also writing my first feature film. I like to write, I think I am good at it – though grammar and punctuation are not my friends. To be honest the amount of screenwriting books I own, and have only thumbed through, out number the amount of girls I have brought home to my bed. Some of the stuff I write ends up here, some of the stuff I write ends up in The Flying Shingle (Where I pretend I know, and care, more about the state of the world than I do), and most of my stuff sits in notebooks on my desk -- that's the stuff that makes me cry. I've apparently decided I can act, or rather, play myself while there is a camera around. I have a dream that someday girls will talk about me the same way they talk about Johnny Depp - though I have an aversion to being in public with a mustache. I pretend to make music. I love Hip Hop, but if you don't I can't blame you. Because sometimes I hate it too, and I've realized that being a thirty year old rapper isn't something I want. I am a member of the exclusive Billionaires Club, that's all I can say. I Google my own name a lot, it always comes up with the same results - I'm not that famous. I have a beard - I got this whole bohemian thing going on. I gotta say it works for me. I don't shower that much - it’s all right though. Sometimes I like to spend days doing nothing, sometimes I don't go to work when I should, sometimes I work to much - I might be a walking contradiction, I might be a walking hypocrite. I was in love with a girl once, her lips tasted like sugar cookies. We're not in love anymore, It's cool though cause, I still like sugar cookies. I want to apologize to anyone I've ever hurt, intentionally or unintentionally. Sometimes I am not the man I want to be - Sometimes I am the single greatest living being. I live in a fantasy world where my delusions of grandeur seem normal, and my actions have no effect on others. I wish I could make a difference in the world, sometimes I try my hardest to do so. One of these days I will rule the world, though don’t count on it being anytime soon. Someday you'll regret not sleeping with me...
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