My parents named me Nathaniel Moher -- but only so they could call me Natty. I grew up on a small Island, it's given me kind of a skewed view on life. I work in the film industry, sometimes I even make my own movies. I run this thing called More Better Productions, we're currently developing a TV show that I created, it's going to be huge. I'm also writing my first feature film. I like to write, I think I am good at it – though grammar and punctuation are not my friends. To be honest the amount of screenwriting books I own, and have only thumbed through, out number the amount of girls I have brought home to my bed. Some of the stuff I write ends up
here, some of the stuff I write ends up in
The Flying Shingle (Where I pretend I know, and care, more about the state of the world than I do), and most of my stuff sits in notebooks on my desk -- that's the stuff that makes me cry. I've apparently decided I can act, or rather, play myself while there is a camera around. I have a dream that someday girls will talk about me the same way they talk about Johnny Depp - though I have an aversion to being in public with a mustache. I pretend to make music. I love Hip Hop, but if you don't I can't blame you. Because sometimes I hate it too, and I've realized that being a thirty year old rapper isn't something I want. I am a member of the exclusive Billionaires Club, that's all I can say. I Google my own name a lot, it always comes up with the same results - I'm not that famous. I have a beard - I got this whole bohemian thing going on. I gotta say it works for me. I don't shower that much - it’s all right though. Sometimes I like to spend days doing nothing, sometimes I don't go to work when I should, sometimes I work to much - I might be a walking contradiction, I might be a walking hypocrite. I was in love with a girl once, her lips tasted like sugar cookies. We're not in love anymore, It's cool though cause, I still like sugar cookies. I want to apologize to anyone I've ever hurt, intentionally or unintentionally. Sometimes I am not the man I want to be - Sometimes I am the single greatest living being. I live in a fantasy world where my delusions of grandeur seem normal, and my actions have no effect on others. I wish I could make a difference in the world, sometimes I try my hardest to do so. One of these days I will rule the world, though don’t count on it being anytime soon. Someday you'll regret not sleeping with me...
Enjoy your internet stalking.
www.nathanielmoher.com
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