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A Modest Opinion — Passing on the ‘reigns’

There comes a time in every journalist’s life when it’s time for them to hang up the typewriter.
When all the clandestine meetings in underground parking lots, late

nights spent in front of a microfiche, and scanning a thesaurus for

variations of the word investigated, just becomes another day at the

office. It loses that Je ne sais quoi. All journalists, yes, even me,

have a shelf life and I’ve decided to go out when I’m on top as opposed

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Posted on February 9, 2010 at 7:20pm —

A Modest Opinion -- No Government Till March

In an attempt to prove what I’ve always suspected, that the Canadian government doesn’t really do anything, Stephen Harper has, in what will soon be coined “pulling a Harper”, prorogued Parliament again, pushing the original Jan. 25 start date to March 3. So as we are all forced to recover from a booze and nicotine fueled holiday (my therapist keeps insisting that this isn’t the way most people celebrate the holidays. She may be right, though I honestly can’t remember) and head back to work, our… Continue

Posted on January 22, 2010 at 7:35am —

A Modest Opinion -- 2010: A Year in Preview

Unless you are colour blind, or don’t know what colours are, (if that’s the case Webster’s English Dictionary describes colours as: the quality of an object or substance with respect to light reflected by the object, usually determined visually by measurement of hue, saturation, and brightness of the reflected light; saturation or chroma; hue.) you will quickly realize that my article is being presented in a rainbow of colours (It will be settling into its normal burgundy in my next run).

This… Continue

Posted on January 6, 2010 at 1:33pm —

A Modest Opinion -- Poor, poor, Al Gore - But yay World!

Al Gore must be turning over in his grave [Editor’s Note: Al Gore is, in fact, alive] [Journalist’s Note: It’s just a phrase, it means he’s probably really upset] [Editor’s Note: No it doesn’t Natty, you are wrong] [Journalist’s Note: I think we’ll let Google solve this for us - Oh] now that it’s been proven Global Warming is not real. I just hope this doesn’t stop our planned colonization of the moon.

Apparently some genius scientists, with PHDs, over at the UK Climate Research Unit (CRU) had… Continue

Posted on December 22, 2009 at 3:25pm —

A Modest Opinion -- In the nick of time

In, what I believe to be, a failed attempt to blow up the moon NASA has inadvertently discovered ice (which is frozen water) on the surface, proving that the Moon may be useful yet.

So let me tell you, through the following hypothetical situation, just what sort of freedom we’ve now gained. Say you happen to be reading this newspaper (remember, it’s a hypothetical situation) and you get bored. A month ago you would have had to try and find a recycling bin to put it in. I don’t know about you, b… Continue

Posted on December 9, 2009 at 11:00pm —

“They call me Izzy with the J-O-N-E-S/And when I step on stage, Yes the ladies do undress.”

My parents named me Nathaniel Moher -- but only so they could call me Natty. I grew up on a small Island, it's given me kind of a skewed view on life. I work in the film industry, sometimes I even make my own movies. I run this thing called More Better Productions, we're currently developing a TV show that I created, it's going to be huge. I'm also writing my first feature film. I like to write, I think I am good at it – though grammar and punctuation are not my friends. To be honest the amount of screenwriting books I own, and have only thumbed through, out number the amount of girls I have brought home to my bed. Some of the stuff I write ends up here, some of the stuff I write ends up in The Flying Shingle (Where I pretend I know, and care, more about the state of the world than I do), and most of my stuff sits in notebooks on my desk -- that's the stuff that makes me cry. I've apparently decided I can act, or rather, play myself while there is a camera around. I have a dream that someday girls will talk about me the same way they talk about Johnny Depp - though I have an aversion to being in public with a mustache. I pretend to make music. I love Hip Hop, but if you don't I can't blame you. Because sometimes I hate it too, and I've realized that being a thirty year old rapper isn't something I want. I am a member of the exclusive Billionaires Club, that's all I can say. I Google my own name a lot, it always comes up with the same results - I'm not that famous. I have a beard - I got this whole bohemian thing going on. I gotta say it works for me. I don't shower that much - it’s all right though. Sometimes I like to spend days doing nothing, sometimes I don't go to work when I should, sometimes I work to much - I might be a walking contradiction, I might be a walking hypocrite. I was in love with a girl once, her lips tasted like sugar cookies. We're not in love anymore, It's cool though cause, I still like sugar cookies. I want to apologize to anyone I've ever hurt, intentionally or unintentionally. Sometimes I am not the man I want to be - Sometimes I am the single greatest living being. I live in a fantasy world where my delusions of grandeur seem normal, and my actions have no effect on others. I wish I could make a difference in the world, sometimes I try my hardest to do so. One of these days I will rule the world, though don’t count on it being anytime soon. Someday you'll regret not sleeping with me...

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